Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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