just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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