Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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