just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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