Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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