Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Can Purell be used as lube?
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I'm both gender and math confused
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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