If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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