yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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