Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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