dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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