yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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