can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
tell me about the eggs
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