At least make sure they are 18
Why
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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