These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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