Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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