Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
he shaved USA in his pubs
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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