I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i just had sex bonerless
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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