she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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