K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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