is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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