if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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