you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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