Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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