let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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