I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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