im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
