yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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