false alarm. still invincible.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
