I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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