He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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