if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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