Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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