I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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