i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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