apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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