I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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