How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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