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(561): View more from Florida

i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed

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(248): View more from Michigan

You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week

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(512): View more from Texas

I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there

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(214): View more from Texas

It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw

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(956): View more from Texas

Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?

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(914): View more from New York

Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere

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(925): View more from California

Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.

(650): View more from California

Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.

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(206): View more from Washington

Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.

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