he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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