i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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