Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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