If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
whose parrot is this?
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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