I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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