I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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