I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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