I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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