It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Randomize
