That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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