Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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