I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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