The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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