If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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