Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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