Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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