we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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