Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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